RRRRRRRRIP!! OOOH! OUCH!
So my muthah got me a great new fleece robe while I was in the hospital. It's a light minty green, very plush and awesome!
The boyfriend has commandeered it. He looks lovely in it too.
Since I just recently got to start eating again, my sphincter got a reprieve from its "duties" for a few days. Unfortunately you would have thought I'd never taken a dump before. The first and second time I had to drop the kids off at the pool I swear I ripped myself a new one. And I didn't do a huge log people. It was nothing unusual. Both were competely NORMAL. I think my butt hymen just decided to grow back. Is that possible?