Ms. M:

Running With Scissors

January 19, 2006

Doggy Doo

I love my dog. Phoebe is my baby, aside from my son, but I'm going to kick my dog in her teeny, tiny, turd trap.

WTF???

I take her out, walk her for what seems like a half hour or more without dumping, then bring her in and she immediately takes a crap behind the couch.

Again, WTF????

3 Comments:

At 1/19/2006 3:05 PM , Blogger zydeco fish said...

That's why I don't have a dog.

 
At 1/19/2006 7:30 PM , Blogger Ms. M said...

Zydeco-I love animals, even though I somtimes want to kick them in the no-no place.

TJ-I got rid of a cat because he spilled my water glass onto me from my bedside table in the middle of the night, causing me to become irate and run after him swatting so much that I swatted the wall and hyperextended my finger. He was gone the next day to a no-kill shelter. He rescued him initially, but wished I never had!

 
At 1/20/2006 12:09 AM , Blogger CP said...

I have six animals.

Two dogs. Two cats. Two children.

Five out of the six have shit on my carpet at one time or another.

You figure it out.

Thanks for adding me, dollbaby.

CP.

 

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