Confessions of a Blogaholic
"Hello everyone. My name is The Divine Ms. M. and I'm a Blogaholic."
"hello Ms. M" drones the crowd.
Woe is me...I have to admit it. I have become a blogaholic.
I can't resist the sweet temptation to check my blog and read comments from my blog friends. It's irresistable! It's like mother's milk! I mainline blogging! God help me!
Is there a rehab clinic for blogger addicted people? A twelve step program?
I have to put blame where blame is due. She will forgive me I suppose, but I think she is addicted too.
Everyone...blame KB for addicting me! I would call her a cunty biatch, but she isn't. She's a victim just like me. She held the heroine out for me to try and I attacked it like flies to shit! No, she introduced me to blogging, but I have to take some blame for making my way to my blog continually, all day, every day.
I can't help myself!
AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!
Breathe in...
Breathe out...
Breathe in....
Breathe out...
Whew!!! I almost lost it.
Yup. I'm addicted. Raise your hand if think you may be too.
posted by Ms. M @ 11:05 PM
6 Comments:
Got my "Blogaholic" post up as well. Came over here to give the Divine One some well deserved lovin'!
Don't blame KB. She's a nurse. We're all insane. It's not her fault.
CP.
I can't blame KB...she doesn't deserve it. It's all my doing. It's my crack pipe, what can I say?
Damn! I never saw it coming. I knew that you'd like it, but not this much! LOL
R says that blogging is my meth. He's right. I've never tried drugs, but I can see how addiction works! LMAO I told him... if blogging is the worst I do--you got it made baby. ;-)
so I have KB to thank....I will get to her blog right now and thank her for getting you hooked.
I'm freebasing on blogging, myself. Some addictions are just irresistible. But at least this one won't end my life in some back alley. :)
KB-You always were a "Just Say No" kinda girl.
TJ-I AM addicted! I can't breathe without blogging. I enjoy the opportunity to spew venomous words from my cunty lips!
Jerry-Kick her in her baby cave! That'll learn her! :P
jeopardygirlGood God, I hope blog gangs don't start forming and hunting down those of us spewing our cunty venom! If so I'm a goner!
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