WTF? FU. TTFN. BFF....Acronym HELL

Pablo has, as he describes it, "an overwhelming need to turn statements of facts into acronyms." For example: today it's "colder than a witch's tit," which is what I said. He said, "WT in a BB," which apparently means "witch's tit in a brass bra." It saves time, according to Pablo. It also makes people think hard to decipher what you're saying. Okay, I get it, but I hate having to think hard. It sucks. Makes my brain hurt. Pablo thinks I'm retarded! I think he's right. WTF (What The Fuck), obviously one of my faves, is used quite often by Pablo and myself. Also "TFA" (Totally Fucking Awesome). I get to hear this when quite often we eat.

I'm learning new acronyms every day from Pablo, along with a lot of useless technical trivia. He's a veritable font of useless technical trivia. But, I AM learning. It's not true what they say about old dogs I guess. But I'm not seriously comparing myself to a dog. At least I hope no one else would.

Okay, gotta go hit the tempurpedic...I'm feeling better so BJ's abound. And hopefully muff diving. I think the masterful boning that I'm getting has upped the endorphin quotient enough to kick this cold, or whatever I had, in the meat curtain (nick-name courtesy of Pablo-he's good for lots of things!).

Cheerio and happy knob polishing!!

TTFN! See You Next Tuesday ;)