It's still me, only BETTAH!!!

I don't know if many of you put your real names on your blog or post your picture. That's what I did when I first started my blog. Then my friend KB changed her pic and her name to protect herself in case her boss found her blog.

That got me thinking. My dad is 59, retired, with loads of time on his hands, and addicted to websurfing. I couldn't let him plug my name into a search engine and find my blog where I talk about my activities such as my pubic hair removal and my love of the word fuck. So, in the spirit of the witness protection program, I changed my name to The Divine Ms. M (sorry Bette), because my name begins with M, and I changed my photo to Betty Boop because I've always thought she epitomized ethereal sexiness (if I lived in Toon Town). I would love to be a sexy bitch, even if in cartoon form.



I suppose I should have chosen Jessica Rabbit. Now she's one SEXY cartoon bitch! Roger Rabbit wasn't just a rabbit in a pocket, he WUZ happy to see her. He apparently got to burrow in her hole, rabbit fucking her with his teenie weenie for about 5 seconds until he blew his wad.

That being said, now I can swear and talk about sex and bitch and moan all I want with the cover of anonymity. Ah, how exciting to know I don't have to worry about my pop getting pissed and bitching me out for being obscene. "I protect the innocent" I would say, if he ever figured it out (not likely). I don't give names other than my dog's. I would LUV to out people's ridiculous behavior, however I like to think I have a litte more class and scruples, though it may not appear so in my blog postings.

I'm just glad you're stopping by to read my stuff and I hope you keep cumming...um coming by to check out my latest thoughts, rants and stories. I plan on writing a few short stories, I enjoy doing so. I promise they won't be too vile, though I won't be holding back my imagination so strike that.