Linquistically Speaking, ya'll

Okay, I don't get these results at ALL!

Your Linguistic Profile:

60% General American English

20% Dixie

15% Yankee

5% Upper Midwestern

0% Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

I am a born and raised Midwesterner!

WTF?

I don't understand how I can have 15% Dixie and 0% Midwestern.

I have only lived in the south for 9 out of my 35 years on this planet.

That should NOT negate my Midwestern influence on my language!

I just don't get it ya'll!