Where's a Time Machine When You Need One?

2006, a new year. I hope it's a good one. It's about time I got a good year. I don't remember a year that I didn't have some shitty stuff happen to me. It feels weird that it's 2006. I remember the millenium New Year like it was just last year rather than 6 years ago. Why the hell does time have to fly so quickly?? Next thing I'll know I'll be sitting in a nursing home sucking my food through a straw! I wish I had a time machine to go back and do-over all the things I really feel like I screwed up. But my luck, I would screw them up even worse than before and uber-fuck myself!