Diet: Four Letter Word...

Pablo and I ate Italian tonight. Surprised he was hungry after the tuna boat he munched on prior to our jaunt to Cardamuro's. That Pablo loves his tuna canoes!! I'm happy to serve it up too!

Anyway, we decided that tonight was our last night of eating unhealthily and not working out. We went to a kick-ass gym and joined today. It's got a lap pool, basketball court, the entire upstairs is cardio, it's got so much else I can't list it. In fact, the best part, I didn't see any skinny, queefing, Barbiesque swizzel sticks pretending to "work out" to catch some unsuspecting brain-dead moron.

Pablo and I joined the gym together and we plan on making our first trip tomorrow after work. I hope I can burn some of this fat ass off. Pablo says it's just more of me to love and I could bitch slap his face off. Though this may be sweet, I don't want him talking about my fat. I would rather he pretend I'm a queefingly hot goddess whom he must fuck unendingly until my eyes pop out of my skull and my twat falls off from overuse.

We also start a new diet tomorrow. He says 'low-carb' works best for him. He says swimming 6 times a week, plus low-carbing should make him lose 10 lbs by his birthday which is 2 weeks away.

Why the fuck do men lose weight so goddamned easily? I wish I could ram these men in the ass with a huge fucking cork so the food they eat can't leave their body and it turns to FAT. I want their ASSES to get as FAT as MINE! I want to see MAN BOOBS develope! If it were a fair world they'd even get milk out of them!

Anyway, I'm going to go ahead and do a diabetic diet I did when I got diagnosed with PCOS and borderline Type II Diabetes 4 years ago. It's not as strict as Adkins, but it is centered on eating the right carbohydrates rather than restricting them severely, plus I will have to eat the right fats, rather than a stick of butter and a slab of bacon for breakfast. My delicate heart might queef to death over that!

I may be even crankier than I have been lately on my blog so everyone just watch. If I lose weight I'll let you know how much, but I'm sure as hell not publishing my fucking weight on this thing. Hopefully ya'll can give any advise you may have for weight loss. I'm Insulin Resistant so I don't use glucose as efficiently as most so I have the fucking hardest time losing weight and absolutely NO trouble putting on 10 lbs in a couple of days. Any constructive advise is welcome.

Happy dieting my friends. Don't forget to queef before stepping on the scale!