In His Pants

My boyfriend has a sugarbone--in his pants.

Today the BF is wearing a shirt I got him in Baltimore at Crabby Dick's. It says "Crabby Dick's Seaman Sauce-great on balls!" Just like the ones--in his pants.

I wanted to buy protein shake mix today. The BF told me he has some for me--in his pants.

Whenever I say I want a milkshake, he always has one for me--in his pants.

Tonight we're having pot roast, potatoes and carrots. A meat and two veg, just like--in his pants.

Whenever my blood glucose count is low my BF says he has the perfect medication--in his pants.

I told my BF I needed to get new facial cleanser. He said he had some--in his pants.

He told me he got me a pearl necklace for Valentine's Day, but it was--in his pants.

Then I swallowed it.