Top 10 reasons to hate my job

1. It's a job isn't it?
2. Not enough people to do the mountains of work.
3. Training is one of my thousands of responsibilities, but who will train me??
4. Time? Where can I find it? There is no time to even use the restroom!
5. Stress from HELL.
6. I need surgery and I keep pushing it out because I am so 'needed' at work, my absense might make this place crumble.
7. Evil beotch or two that seem to think the place would fall apart without them. WHATEVER.
8. I have to drive 50 miles both way to and from work! Not so sure it's worth it.
9. There is no stability in my daily routine, it changes as often as I blink my frickin' eyes!
10. I'm WAY, WAY, WAY, WAY, WAY underpaid at the moment. Negotiating a raise will probably get me laughed at.