Master P: The P stands for "Pitiful!"

I just got to watch "Dancing With The Stars" on my Tivo.

DAMN!

If Master P is not voted off this damn show I WILL GOUGE OUT MY OWN EYES!

He is the sorriest "dancer" I've ever witnessed. OOOOH, my eyes! He's burning my retinas!

Pablo thinks that he's bald and that the Jeri-curlz he's sportin' are attached to his hat.

Poor Ashley, his partner. She makes him look even worse.

He is a genetic mistake. I heard neither went to their senior prom. At least now they have a senior prom photo.