WTF?

"Former Oklahoma district judge Donald Thompson was finally scheduled for arraignment in January, 12 months after he was charged with indecency for allegedly using a noisy masturbation aid under his robes during trials and other court business. An additional count was recently filed based on a court reporter's statement that she saw him shaving his pubic hair during a trial. [Sydney Morning Herald, 11-25-05] [Court TV, 1-4-06]"

EGAD!

We now know why justice is blind.

Wonder if justice has hairy palms too?

"The University of Florida announced in January it would provide health care and other benefits to domestic partners of their employees, provided the employee certifies that the pair are having sex (specifically, having a "non-platonic" relationship). A University human resources official said such a pledge is "increasingly standard" in domestic-partner programs, even though married couples are not required to certify that they actually have sex. [Gainesville Sun, 1-20-06]"

WHOA!

I wonder if actual photos of intimacy are required or will the used condom suffice?