Joke of the Day

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Sarah, a recently widowed Jewish lady, was sitting on her beach towel at Delray Beach, Florida. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had just placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a book.

Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him.

"Nice morning, isn't it?"

"Yes, it certainly is," he responded, and turned back to his book.

"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.

"First time since my wife passed away last year," he replied and again turned back to his book.

"Do you live around here?" she asked.

"Yes, I live over in Suntree," he answered, and then resumed reading.

Noticing a cat walking in the dune grass and trying to find a topic of common interest, Sara persisted.

"Do you like pussycats?"

With that, the man threw his book down, jumped off his blanket onto hers, tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate lovemaking of her life!

As the cloud of sand began to settle, Sarah gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"

The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"
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Joke courtesy of my mother. Go Mom.